Administration & Coaching Staff

Owner/Head Coach: Frank Booth

Offensive Coordinator/Assistant Head Coach: honz

Defensive Coordinator/Assistant Head Coach: Rychyrd

Director of Scouting: Capaneus

Playing Roster

Team Captains

Offense - Defense

Stoney "The Wall" Stevens (C)

Lil' Manny O'Hearn (DT)

Defensive Roster

Smells McGillicuddy (CB)

Alfonso Sargenti (CB)

Circus Maximus (LB)

Clark Griswald (FS)

Crunchy Black (SS)

Cougar Breath (SS)

Nukka O'Hulahan (CB)

Dave Muskett (CB)

John Brown (FS)

Juice Nowlan (LB)

Rywdy Rych (LB)

Pasty Gangsta (LB)

Daryl Smith (LB)

Habid Kacolo (DE)

Patrick Kampman (DE)

Jimmy LaRue (DT)

Emmanuel Lewis (DE)

"Scary" Gary Coleman (DE)

Lil' Manny O'Hearn (DT)

Lil' Lynyrd Skynyrd (DT)

Stuffy Stevens (DT)

Offensive & Special Teams Roster

Julian Alexander (WR)

Bobby Peru (QB)

Tito Mota (HB)

Mansap McGee (WR)

Tron Williams (HB)

Conor Cossio (TE)

Daddy Rych (FB)

Hank Thickneck (OG)

Stoney "The Wall" Stevens (C)

J.J. Franklin (OT)

Tubby Lardo (OG)

Trick Arington (OT)

Growler McNabb (OT)

Max Middle (C)

Leonard "Big" Davis (OG)

JaMichael Fonduelip (OT)

K-Dog Lim (WR)

Eddy Smith (WR)

Matt Stripe (WR)

Dyno Mite (TE)

Willie Mays Hayes (KR/PR)

Chris Jacke (K)

Ludwig Kickzeeball (P)